The original and unexpected gift to 8 Martha

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(We cut and kill flowers, because they are beautiful, but at the same time, we cut and kill their own kind, because they do not like us)

Prelude

In general, recently I had a discussion on the topic of, What to give the girls on different occasions, whether 8 March or any Housewarming, her birthday Kitty cat or something else. Most people do not care, they are going to give, because it is a habit, because every year there is one and the same. Usually, All have become accustomed to getting all sorts of ties, shaving foam and every perfume delusional, special, if you perfume gives your girl, then just do not use this acid mixture, because the, if you appreciate your girl (not that, my), it will give you the most disgusting smell perfume, because these snakes are cunning and clever, they do not want, to your subtle scent of perfume stuck to other females (or males, that true now). And today I had been run over on that, I arrived to meet the girl of his frendzony essentially empty-handed, “and in fact could give flowers! Everyone loves flowers!”, – unquote. I immediately dismissed from these stereotypes, and he justified his own philosophy on the use of flowers as gifts for the girls and offered more original gifts, which were immediately refuted by the other party under the influence of stereotypes.

Flowers and philosophy

Really, I have my own philosophy in relation to the use of colors in the form of gifts; simply put, it is treated as: “Flowers are living beings, and each kill living beings must be justified by something more compelling, than just a wacky holiday”. I.e, If all the same have decided to give someone flowers, make sure, that their recipient really worth it, to several colors laid down their lives for it (or for him, хотя вот тут я уже не уверен 🙂 ). And part of my philosophy is, that for every dead (given) flower should pay a part of yourself, and even if you are crazy in love with someone, it does not mean, that your “crash” deserves, because it can be a complete nonentity and soulless beast, who will never understand, for you loved it all, and that this feeling at all. So what's all the same to give the girls on every occasion, If you can not come empty-handed, colors and they do not deserve?

Original gift ideas and the world of stereotypes

Our world is completely exposed to stereotypes, and they, who do not recognize stereotypes and tearing templates, unfortunately, They are in the minority, therefore they do not have a chance to create something, without receiving feedbacks from others in their “stereo headphones”. I had been offered the idea to give a bra or a thread of another object, which is against the rules to give stereotypical society, so to speak, go beyond what is permitted and true, guided “Kredo assasinov”: “Nothing is true, Everything is allowed”. but, as expected, people “headphones” I met a stone's throw of condemnation, sounding like this: “It's gone!” or “Are you, gone crazy?” or “Bras can give, Only if it's your girl!”. Personally, I do not do daily TV viewing and lessons “ethics” always I am doing something more important, eg, solve problems in algebra, or painted in a notebook any dregs, so the phrase “bras do not give” I, apparently, a deaf ear. What do I think about this? But who ever said it! Why is it we have to listen to his opinion, if we do not have a?

Let's imagine the following situation: You – Man, rich and successful, but not yet married. And now you have organized themselves a party in honor of his birthday, called friends, as they called friends of friends, and friends of friends called their friends and girlfriends. And then it's time to unpack gifts, You sit down in a chair and start one by one to open the gifts your guests, bought in a hurry somewhere on the way to you, perhaps, even in one shop. And here you are deploying these ties, colognes and syringes for heroin, one after another, while making a surprised face, if you have never seen such, and then bam, and you come across a box under the arms, in which some or vibrator faloimitator, or any panties thong. And what will happen? Well, there are several options: if you are the same person, that does not remove its “stereo”-off the equipment, it infuriate you specifically, if you make a hint of your loneliness or just want to laugh at you. Then once you find it, who gave it, and look at him disapproving glance, and then ask them to leave, basically, this is true, because in this case you do not deserve this kind of attention that person, and especially his friendship, and, so, the best thing – let him go, where his personality and will understand, in other words – away from your lean environment, that includes you and themselves.

But there is another outcome of events: original gift will make you different feelings – first offense, then contempt, and then you say to yourself: “Hell, it's super original! And the funny to the same!”. And if the gift was made by a woman, the general need to expel all, but her and spend more of your time to get acquainted with it, which can easily lead you to such an outcome, when you have to exchange rings, and through the years 10 with debility person to tell your young children invented a story about, how you met their mother somewhere at a party, or just on the Internet, and then exchange glances glances with his wife and smile to each other in response to, as if speaking to himself,: “Yes, yes! I also remember our true love story…”. And generally speaking, when viewed objectively, then how should see the view, you gave masturbator with a hint: “You have time to stop to be alone and find a girl”, and not with a hint: “enjoy, and in what does not Withhold!”? When we are presented with shaving foam, it does not mean “hey, you'd shaved that Lee, overgrown like I do not know who”. So that, all a matter of habit and the common reaction to events.

Outcome

So we did a little research, and now you know, that give a girl bra – it is quite normal, just not yet recognized by the Company, as such. Also, you will be helpful to know the size of her breasts, or hone your skills on determining the size of the eye. Let's break this time a couple of patterns and give girls genuine original gifts! Also, Flowers will remain in place, and your karma too.

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